Here’s our show from last Saturday. This week, a young comic book entrepreneur tries to hide his affair with a woman named Ironman from his unbelievably gullible wife.
None other than Batman, the Dark Knight himself, has broken into our building and is killing people. I’m scared that he’s going to kill me.
Jericho: Quickly–you need to prepare an elaborate set of theme-based traps and puzzles to stop the spree.
Andy: ok – I have also taken the additional step of calling 411 and finding superman
Jericho: you’re solving a problem with a hand made out of razorblades!
Besides, I thought you were working at a villain temp agency…
Andy: work is work, I’m not a monster
(although I sometimes work for monsters)
Jericho: I’m…actually quite proud of you for leaving your work in the office. I just wanted you to know that, if we never have the chance to speak again.
Andy: that means a lot to -AACCCKKKKKKKKKKKKA
Jericho, this is Batman, I have commandeered this computer
You are next
Jericho: How do I know it’s you? Normally Batman TALKS LIKE THIS.
Andy: I am just Bruce Wayne right now
Jericho: Thank God, Mr. Wayne!I have a problem
None other than Batman, the Dark Knight himself, has broken into our building and is killing people. I’m scared that he’s going to kill me.
Andy: Don’t worry young man – I will handily dispatch the bat.
I have a checkbook that fires money at things
Jericho: heh
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