Batman

Jericho and Andy had another chat at work.

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Andy: I have a problem

None other than Batman, the Dark Knight himself, has broken into our building and is killing people. I’m scared that he’s going to kill me.

Jericho: Quickly–you need to prepare an elaborate set of theme-based traps and puzzles to stop the spree.

Andy: ok – I have also taken the additional step of calling 411 and finding superman

Jericho: you’re solving a problem with a hand made out of razorblades!

Besides, I thought you were working at a villain temp agency…

Andy: work is work, I’m not a monster

(although I sometimes work for monsters)

Jericho: I’m…actually quite proud of you for leaving your work in the office. I just wanted you to know that, if we never have the chance to speak again.

Andy: that means a lot to -AACCCKKKKKKKKKKKKA

Jericho, this is Batman, I have commandeered this computer

You are next

Jericho: How do I know it’s you? Normally Batman TALKS LIKE THIS.

Andy: I am just Bruce Wayne right now

Jericho: Thank God, Mr. Wayne!I have a problem

None other than Batman, the Dark Knight himself, has broken into our building and is killing people. I’m scared that he’s going to kill me.

Andy: Don’t worry young man – I will handily dispatch the bat.

I have a checkbook that fires money at things

Jericho: heh